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The Snarky Reader Song

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Posted April 30th, 2007 by anya howard


For Z.J. and Hammer, who requested this theme as a “sequel” to the Literary Agent Song. Took me awhile to find a fitting tune, guys, but I think this may work.
So -to be sung to the tune of “I Love” by Tom T. Hall- here you go:
The Snarky Reader Song

I hate moody vampire bucks, POV’s that get me stuck, prose without refrain and pain.
I hate sex by picturesque streams, heroines who ain’t mean, heroes who want to stay-

and lay!
But I love my blog.

I hate Gone With the Wind, happy-ever-after ends, intelligent erotic words, and tongue-swirls.
I hate pregnancy in a plot, love that never stops, dialog without smut, and butts.
But I love my blog.

I hate writers when they’re good, storylines that aren't wood, virgins deflowered by the dude, and my ex’s wife.
I hate the cost of Paxil refills, having to pay the bills, my boss, my kids, and life in general.
But damn I love my blog!

Heaven protect me…

©2007 by Desiree Erotique

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