Why Carol Won't Sit Next to Me at Science Fiction Movies
Copyright (c) by Mike Resnick
Reprinted with permission
Carol has a high threshold for embarrassment. You can't be married to me for 42 years and not have one. But recently she has announced that she will no longer sit next to me at science fiction movies, that indeed she will sit on the far side of the theater and do her very best to pretend that she doesn't know me.